Wet Nurse
We’re going to solve a mystery, here, people. From adultdvdtalk: I just watched another David Stanley movie – “Before I Wake”. It was so good. Such a great story concept. And the ending made me cry. I...
View ArticleReal Doll
Ron Jeremy had personal doldrums. Presumably, he’s put this one out of his mind. I call it Weird Porn Wednesday for a reason. Don’t ask how these things come into my possession. So… here we are. I’d...
View ArticleThe Seven Seductions
Today’s Weird Porn Wednesday offering is dedicated to #pauldeenporntitles So. Riding high on the sexually free 70’s, Christopher Hamilton has, I suppose, used up all his seratonin. He’s lost his...
View ArticleDriller: A Sexual Thriller
It really sounds like the title of an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, right? But, lucky for us, it’s not. It’s much, much worse. Yes, my friends. It’s going to be like that. This is...
View ArticleThe Legend of the Magic Taco
Time for another installment of… So, today we’re going modern. This thing is still for sale at AVN.com. I present The Legend of the Magic Taco. From Wicked Pictures. 2009. So, my theory is that these...
View ArticleBlonde Goddess – Part 1
This one may look familiar if you have ever seen the movie Parenthood. It’s the porn that Dianne Wiest finds in her son’s room; Keanu has to give the kid “the talk.” Because that’s what little dudes...
View Article800 Fantasy Lane
This one takes “money shot” to a whole new level. Today, we’re diving into 800 Fantasy Lane. It’s written and directed by Svetlana Mishoff, and it’s the first porn Lisa De Leeuw (the secretary in The...
View ArticlePanda Gang Bang
I’ve been gone for a month. It’s best to come back with a bang. Yes, that’s a pun. I’ve been promising to do the Panda Gang Bang for a while. Today is the day. This stars Ashli Orion. And, James Deen...
View ArticleTerror at Orgy Castle
So, today we’re going dark and spooky. Terror at Orgy Castle, 1972 This was directed by Zoltan G. Spencer, who certainly should get some recognition for inventing the best nightmare circus pseudonym...
View ArticleRequiem for a Vampire
Requiem pour un Vampire is a softcore flick made in 1971. There are several cuts of the movie, one of which is YouTube friendly. This is French. Allow me to demonstrate: SEND IN THE CLOWNS! These two...
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